professorllayton:

professorllayton:

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literally none of u Get It.

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i guess u guys do get it 

splishsplashyouropinionistrash:

senstia:

neil choosing andrew over exy with no hesitation will always be my favorite thing like exy is everything to neil and what kept him going for so long so the foxes all think that of course neil would choose exy over andrew but when neil is asked about it he is so floored and shocked by it because he can’t imagine any reality where he would choose anything over andrew, even exy.

and you know.

you know andrew expected him to choose exy.

cause he always has.

he chose exy over his own life for fuck’s sake.

not to mention, it’s andrew. nobody has ever picked andrew when there were other options available. not his brother. not cass.

nobody picks andrew. they get stuck with him.

so of course he expected the answer to be exy. he’s self destructive, but he’s not stupid.

and then neil chooses him. no hesitation.

because neil isn’t like all of the other people in his life.

and it’s so strange with his perfect memory, but sometimes he forgets that fact.

ricottina:

characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it

visenyaism:

“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience

mermen:

add another clove of garlic im not driving

aquitainequeen:

but-the-library-of-alexandria:

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you’re at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you’re beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn’t even have ibuprofen

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wizardshark:

foxhardt:

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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imlizy:

ancharan:

imlizy:

its fucking dember.

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this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

spockcoded:

SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with ‘hi for the love of god hello’ 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

rattlegore:

Archie got two more legs over the summer, Betty. He’s a centaur now

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